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Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Zoo.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

At the market

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

End the Winter Blues

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Hay Rides $10

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

You must be this tall.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Funnel of Love

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"I told him we needed more string."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'