Amusement Park Outing Gifts

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

The Zoo.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Duck Hunt

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

At the market

Hay Rides $10

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

End the Winter Blues

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Fist Bumper Cars

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

You must be this tall.

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Funnel of Love

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."