Amusement Park T-Shirts

Tunnel of Self-Love

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Fist Bumper Cars

Hay Rides $10

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

End the Winter Blues

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

Funnel of Love

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Diving Cat.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Tunnel of Like.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Tunnel of TV

"Tunnel of love"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Tunnel of Infatuation