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"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

Jim found a way to make some extra cash on days when there was no work.

Potato in the Fun House sees himself as a Chip.

Significant risk.

The Full Disclosure Amusement Park: 'Tunnel of Impulse and Questionable Judgment.'

'I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it, sir, but we don't give refunds.'

"Not to worry. If I remember correctly, the sign described it as, 'death-defying.'"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The Endless Tunnel of Love

'Why not save the money and just throw up right here?'

At the retirement home for daredevils.

I think I just oiled myself...

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

Roller coaster company with sales chart shaped like a roller coaster.

"Oh, you know...up and down."

Tunnel of Safety

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

You must be this tall.

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."

Line for a funnel cake stand.

"Pull over and let me drive - you're too drunk to hit anyone."

All Board the Coronacoaster!

The interminable!

'Any chance of an upgrade...?'

Follow That Car!

Butterflies are free.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

"Going up is okay - just not up as high as it was..."

Rollercoaster is horizontal circle. Man on the ride says: 'Damn those Health & Safety guys.'

Tunnel of Love - Tunnel of Loathe.

"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"

Tunnel of Jerks