Amusement Parks Mugs

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

Significant risk.

The Full Disclosure Amusement Park: 'Tunnel of Impulse and Questionable Judgment.'

"Not to worry. If I remember correctly, the sign described it as, 'death-defying.'"

'I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it, sir, but we don't give refunds.'

The Endless Tunnel of Love

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Why not save the money and just throw up right here?'

Tunnel of Safety

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

At the retirement home for daredevils.

I think I just oiled myself...

Roller coaster company with sales chart shaped like a roller coaster.

All Board the Coronacoaster!

You must be this tall.

Tunnel of Jerks

"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"

Rollercoaster is horizontal circle. Man on the ride says: 'Damn those Health & Safety guys.'

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

"Going up is okay - just not up as high as it was..."

Tunnel of Love - Tunnel of Loathe.

'Any chance of an upgrade...?'

Line for a funnel cake stand.

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

The interminable!

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."

"Pull over and let me drive - you're too drunk to hit anyone."

Butterflies are free.

Polieman booking a child on a carousel.

Okay! Enough of the screaming, hands-in-the-air roller coaster thing!

Guess your weight-related illness.