Amusement Park Lovers Mugs

"We were not amused."

Alligator Log Ride

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

End the Winter Blues

Hay Rides $10

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

Funnel of Love

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Tunnel of love"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Tunnel of TV

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Tunnel of Infatuation

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'...Please stop the...'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Last Chance For Reality

Log Ride

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."