Theme Park Enthusiasts Mugs

Wishing Well

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

'Hello, Disneyland? -- I'd like to talk to somebody about political asylum.'

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

Mickey Mouth.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

End the Winter Blues

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Tunnel of Like.

"Tunnel of love"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Tunnel of TV

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'...Please stop the...'

Log Ride

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

The Big Game Park