Theme Park Enthusiasts Pillows

Wishing Well

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

'Hello, Disneyland? -- I'd like to talk to somebody about political asylum.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

End the Winter Blues

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Tunnel of Like.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Tunnel of love"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Tunnel of TV

'...Please stop the...'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

Tunnel of like.

"Now this is a dog park!"

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.