Amusement Park Aficionado Mugs

'I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it, sir, but we don't give refunds.'

Man and a Boulder on a Roller Coaster

Riding the Rollercoaster.

At the Sloth Amusement Park

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

'If anything happens, Janice, I love you.'

'I don't think we should ride it. I've heard horror stories of loose items falling from them.'

"Honestly, it's not what you think. Mostly it's just a seemingly never-ending series of pointless tasks - but at the end of it you get to sit down in front of a TV with a beer."

"Roller coaster, 30 minutes. . . Ferris wheel, 15 minutes. . . Haunted House, 45 minutes. . ."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Dodgem parked on Office of Fair Trading Car Park

Elevators: 'Local...express...THRILL!'

Fairground.

Tunnel of Love.

Tunnel of Love

Mechanical Sphinx Ride.

'Don't they get bored going round-and-round like that all day?'

Water Slide - Swimsuit Extraction

You must be this tall. You're too short to go on this ride. And besides, we just closed. Too little, too late.

Tunnel of what passes for love these days. Tickets.

Hey, there's our luggage!

Bumper Limos

An in amusement park shooting gallery aims at targets labelled Westhampton, Easthampton, & Bridgehampton

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Hay Rides $10

End the Winter Blues

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"