Amusement Park Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Front row on the new roller coaster: It doesn't get any better than this.'

Tunnel of Co-Dependent Relationships.

'This ride will really test your atheistic beliefs.'

Tunnel of You'll-Do-For-Now

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

End the Winter Blues

Hay Rides $10

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'...Please stop the...'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

"Now this is a dog park!"

Tunnel of like.

Summer Outing Planning