Amusement Park Enthusiasts Gifts

'Front row on the new roller coaster: It doesn't get any better than this.'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Tunnel of Co-Dependent Relationships.

'This ride will really test your atheistic beliefs.'

Tunnel of You'll-Do-For-Now

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Hay Rides $10

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

End the Winter Blues

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Log Ride

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'...Please stop the...'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

Tunnel of like.

Funnel of Love.

"Now this is a dog park!"