Amusement Park Aficionados Gifts

Line for a funnel cake stand.

Guess your sperm count

End the Winter Blues

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Fist Bumper Cars

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

Funnel of Love

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Tunnel of love"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Tunnel of TV

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Last Chance For Reality

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Log Ride

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Tunnel of Infatuation