Amusement Admirers Gifts

Mickey Mouth.

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Taking a peek at the audience

"It's true: no more burpees."

End the Winter Blues

Fist Bumper Cars

You must be this tall.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Hot Tub Frosty

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'...Please stop the...'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

A small man under a giant microscope.

'I hate surprises!'

Summer Outing Planning

"Returns"