Amusement Fanatic Gifts

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'She's just great with the children.'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Reese Witherspoon

"Werewolves of London..."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Fist Bumper Cars

What's an Imax cave?

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Giant slug attacks a city

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Star Wars Audience

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Hollywood producer.

Cinemuck

Blockbuster Billion Club