Amusement Fanatic Pillows

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'She's just great with the children.'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Fist Bumper Cars

"Werewolves of London..."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Giant slug attacks a city

"Which part are you reading for?"

Star Wars Audience

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Blockbuster Billion Club

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Hollywood producer.

Hollywood producer.

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