Amusement Admirers Pillows

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Taking a peek at the audience

"It's true: no more burpees."

End the Winter Blues

Fist Bumper Cars

You must be this tall.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Hot Tub Frosty

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'...Please stop the...'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

A small man under a giant microscope.

Summer Outing Planning

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"Returns"