Amusement Enthusiast Gifts

Fist Bumper Cars

Face painting vs bottom painting

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

End the Winter Blues

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

You must be this tall.

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Happy Retirement

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'...Please stop the...'

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...