Amusement Park Enthusiast Gifts

The Full Disclosure Amusement Park: 'Tunnel of Impulse and Questionable Judgment.'

"Oh, you know...up and down."

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

You must be this tall.

Butterflies are free.

"Pull over and let me drive - you're too drunk to hit anyone."

Summer Outing Planning

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Scrambler.

Weeeeeeeee - snail on turtle.

Ride restrictions...

'Hey Fred! Go get into that centrifuge rotor and let's see that hawk really do a circle dance.'

Tunnel of your problems.

"See, you were all worried for nothing!"

Realists Merry_go-Round. You only go around once.

Fly rides the wacky windshield,

Non-Emotional Roller-Coaster.

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

Dog putting coin into a 'Leg Ride' machine

'...Please stop the...'

Theme Park 'n' Ride

Tunnel of Hot Boat Sex

Roller-coaster

Tea Cup Ride

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

"Sorry, singles only."

"We are in a world. just not West World."

Sven in Crapland

"Summer's a ride that's way too short."

Man sells Get Well Cards by a Ferris Wheel

Tunnel of Love

"Team, I want you to meet our new mechanic!"

Lance, can we go to Six Flags Great Adventure amusement park again next year? Definitely. I'm dying to check out the new "Fiscal Cliff" thrill ride.

Tunnel of Love Handles