Amusement Park Lover Gifts

"Not to worry. If I remember correctly, the sign described it as, 'death-defying.'"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Any chance of an upgrade...?'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Entertainment centres today and in 1936.

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

"Do they have wi-fi?"

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Tunnel of Self-Love

'Have you seen that weedy little rat that we're using to test out our new growth hormone?'

"I can't believe it! Everyone is going to be so jealous that we got on this ride! So how long have we been stuck here?"

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

Log Ride

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Papi, can you take me to the carnival at the mall?"

Flying carpets.

"Have fun at the carnival...and I can do without the comments on my driving!"

Orange House of Horrors

"I'm miming my terror!"

Ring the bell and win a hernia..!

Tunnel of Love Handles

"On the next one, I want a water slide."

"Beats me how it works... but if you sit here long enough a little snack pops out."

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

'Ha, who needs television!'

Years after it was retired from battle, the Trojan Horse kept right on rockin'.

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

"I'm waiting!"

'That was THE SCARIEST roller coaster ride! The guy in back of us had just eaten a whole pizza!'

Laughing man at Funfair "Out of Sorts"

Children's Crusade: You must be this tall

Hamster wheel fairground ride

Surrendering isn't going to stop this, Ernie!

Aren't they supposed to be moving?

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!