Entertainment Admirer Gifts

"Help yourselves to dips."

"He was sent as part of the 'home cinema' package we got in the sales."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Taking a peek at the audience

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Falstaff

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Cat Burglar

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Scarpia from Tosca

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Reese Witherspoon

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

You are my sunshine!

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Big screen TV.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Hamlet

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.