Cinema Admirer Gifts

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

"I've watched this a million times -- I wish they'd make some new old movies."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Falstaff

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Steve McQueen

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat Burglar

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Scarpia from Tosca

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Canadian film production

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

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