Cinema Admirer Prints

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

"I've watched this a million times -- I wish they'd make some new old movies."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Scarpia from Tosca

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Falstaff

Wordplay: In The Bag.

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"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Cat Burglar

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Steve McQueen

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Canadian film production

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'