Cinematic Art Admirer Gifts

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Ahhh...'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Backfire

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Fist Bumper Cars

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Steve McQueen

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Nun Fight.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Gooseberry Fool...

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.