Art Admirer Gifts

This is your brain on cartoons

The Scream at the movie theater.

'it's nice but I prefer Monet's garden at Giverny.'

Model sees artist's canvas: 'I can't paint, but I've really enjoyed trying.'

'I was young I needed the money . .. '

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

'But we agreed on terracotta- you liked terracotta! I am not sending them back!'

"Pictographs or it didn't happen."

'Cheer up Don! Everybody starts at the bottom.'

Rodin's 'Thinker' with a computer for a head.

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

Wax Museum - Please do not touch the thermostat.

Good artist, lousy listener.

'One bottle of ginko biloba would do wonders for that guy.'

Lascar Woman in Whitechapel Opium Den

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Great hunt! Let's go eat!' 'Hang on, I gotta post this on my wall.'

'As a matter of fact I am an artist, but I only draw blood'

'I knew it was a mistake to come to the gallery on myopia night.'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Leonardo Da Vinci.

'True rupture is rare. Ladies' breasts are most commonly bursting simply with admiration for me and my skills.'

Watch with Mahler.

Boho Bribes

Car follows a truck with a beautiful landscape painted on the back.

"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"

The Seven Deadly Sins: Envy, envy, envy, envy, envy, envy and envy.

Closed for Renovation

Newspaper

'You're ok luv...at best your snaps are just average.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

The Fitted Sheet - Henri Matisse

'I only buy art that I understand.'

"Escher?"