Visual Art Admirer Gifts

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

Caught their eye.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Candle Portraits.

The Selfie

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Wagging Dog

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"The overthinker"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Cats at private view

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Giant white horse.