Art Admirer Prints

This is your brain on cartoons

The Scream at the movie theater.

'it's nice but I prefer Monet's garden at Giverny.'

Model sees artist's canvas: 'I can't paint, but I've really enjoyed trying.'

'I was young I needed the money . .. '

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

'But we agreed on terracotta- you liked terracotta! I am not sending them back!'

"Pictographs or it didn't happen."

Rodin's 'Thinker' with a computer for a head.

'Cheer up Don! Everybody starts at the bottom.'

Good artist, lousy listener.

Wax Museum - Please do not touch the thermostat.

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

Lascar Woman in Whitechapel Opium Den

'One bottle of ginko biloba would do wonders for that guy.'

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'I knew it was a mistake to come to the gallery on myopia night.'

Watch with Mahler.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Leonardo Da Vinci.

'True rupture is rare. Ladies' breasts are most commonly bursting simply with admiration for me and my skills.'

'Great hunt! Let's go eat!' 'Hang on, I gotta post this on my wall.'

'As a matter of fact I am an artist, but I only draw blood'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'This one is called Fruit Concentrate.'

The Thinker and The Stinker

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

The Fitted Sheet - Henri Matisse

Closed for Renovation

The Seven Deadly Sins: Envy, envy, envy, envy, envy, envy and envy.

'You're ok luv...at best your snaps are just average.'

Freud.

"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"

The Thinker?