Cinematic Art Admirer T-Shirts

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Backfire

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Nun Fight.

"Nuts to you, too."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Steve McQueen

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Fist Bumper Cars

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.