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'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Housekeeping?!"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'Oh man, every time.'

"But only during rehearsal."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

'Rent two 'feel good' movies, and call me in the morning.'

Film Critic

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

"I didn't think much of the plot, but I like the product placement."

'The author must have had film rights in mind when he chose the title.'

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

"That was a feel-good movie. How come I don't feel so good?"