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'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Buster Keaton

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Movies vs. Films

Phoenix

Joe Biden

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Shell Fire

"What did Jesus order?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

Mimi's final scene

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Nikolay Rerih

"Forget it - she's out of your league."