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'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Shell Fire

Kultural K9's.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Nikolay Rerih

"Forget it - she's out of your league."