Film History Admirer Gifts

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Herman Mankiewicz

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Getting to Know You

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

"Spoiler alert."

Marilyn's Rushmore

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Quentin Tarantino

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

Laurel and Hardy

Movies through the decades.

Cary Grant

Charlotte Rampling

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Oscars 2024

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Lumiere brothers caricature

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'