Film History Aficionado Gifts

John Wayne.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Herman Mankiewicz

Leslie Caron.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Comedy Cafe

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Getting to Know You

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Housekeeping?!"

Buster Keaton

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Jimmy Cagney.

Marilyn's Rushmore

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Spoiler alert."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

I'm Spartacus.

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Homes on Holmes"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Quentin Tarantino

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

Lumiere brothers caricature

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Laurel and Hardy