History Film Enthusiast Gifts

"Totally unbelievable, eh, Chaps??"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Herman Mankiewicz

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

That's What Happens

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Getting to Know You

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Trump secret police

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

After the Sentence

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'