Historical Film Enthusiast Gifts

Géza Röhrig

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Leslie Caron.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

Comedy Cafe

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Cut!

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Getting to Know You

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Spoiler alert."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Quentin Tarantino

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

I'm Spartacus.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Homes on Holmes"

This castle manager job better be for real.

King Kong

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

Oscars 2024

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Movies through the decades.