Historical Film Enthusiast Pillows

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Comedy Cafe

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Spoiler alert."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Homes on Holmes"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

I'm Spartacus.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

This castle manager job better be for real.

Movies through the decades.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

Oscars 2024