Historical Documentary Enthusiast Gifts

Know Your Level

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The International and May Day Terrorism

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Cut!

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Trump secret police

Archival Warfare

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

That's What Happens

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

After the Sentence

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'