Historical Document Enthusiast Gifts

Archival Warfare

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Cut!

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Trump secret police

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

That's What Happens

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'Are we there yet?'

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'