Document Aficionado Gifts

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Bloody hell!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Kritik's Korner

Archival Warfare

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Canadian film production

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Günter Grass

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Moby Dick

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"