Document Devotee Gifts

''Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the almighty dollar' is too long. Let's change it to 'happiness.''

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."

"Where have you filed that Henderson letter?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Television Readers.

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Bonk!"

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"Spoiler alert...Z."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

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