Documentary Devotee Gifts

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

"Oh, I love documentaries about space."

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'Thanks George. The DVD arrived today.' (How to rig an election).

Alan Whicker

The Sun: A History. . .

Louis Theroux

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'The X-Files' a sitcom or a documentary?'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Louis Theroux.

Michael Moore.

"He looks like becoming our first 'celebrity' gorilla!"

Interactive Television.

'How many times have we got to watch a turtle laying eggs?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Michael Moore

Michael Moore.

Stop fiddling with the aerial! It's a documentary about stalactites!

Michael Moore

'Parents are the last people on earth that should have children...'

David Attenborough

'Cutting Hedge ...'

"Seriously, things are getting crazier by the day: now there are three documentary crews fighting over filming us..."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

I just watched a fascinating documentary on PBS, Lance. You learn something new every day! Not if you're careful.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Modern Major General

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.