Diary Devotee Gifts

Low Self-Esteem'Dear Diary, Sorry to bother you again.'

"If you trust me how come you don't say so in your diary?"

Dear Diary: Still Marooned on the Bench...

'Dear Diary... Still no change...'

"She wrote a diary, not a blog."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'Diary of a mad hoarder. Day one...'

1660: Samuel Pepys begins his diary.

Alien Diary

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Dear Diary...Resolutions

The Blob's Blog.

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

'No, Friday is not good for me, sorry. Boy, hunting in a pack is such a logistical nightmare...'

'Gesundheit.'

Anais Nin.

'Those are my private diaries! How dare you read them before they're serialised in the newspaper...'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'It's a diary and guaranteed for one year.'

End of the world - 'Josine, would you note that in my diary?'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

The Diary

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

Dear Diary