Diary Devotee Gifts

Low Self-Esteem'Dear Diary, Sorry to bother you again.'

"If you trust me how come you don't say so in your diary?"

Dear Diary: Still Marooned on the Bench...

'Dear Diary... Still no change...'

"She wrote a diary, not a blog."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'Diary of a mad hoarder. Day one...'

1660: Samuel Pepys begins his diary.

Alien Diary

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

Dear Diary...Resolutions

The Blob's Blog.

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

'No, Friday is not good for me, sorry. Boy, hunting in a pack is such a logistical nightmare...'

'Gesundheit.'

Anais Nin.

'Those are my private diaries! How dare you read them before they're serialised in the newspaper...'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'It's a diary and guaranteed for one year.'

End of the world - 'Josine, would you note that in my diary?'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Dear Diary, If I may allude to a remark I made yesterday, and paraphrase something I said the day before, and directly quote myself from the day before that, my life is in a rut.

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

The Diary

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

Dear Diary

Dear Diary, All I did today was eat, watch TV and make an appearance in "The Fusco Brothers." All in all, it was a pretty unproductive day, except for the eating and watching TV.

Hi! Hi! Dear diary: At last! My first boyfriend!!

It just occurred to me that it doesn't make a lot of sense to have a lock on my diary when I live in a world where anybody can just read my word balloons.

Dear diary, today I found out that I really am a wolverine, and this isn't just some running joke.

Dear Diary, I had a pitch meeting with Hollywood about turning my diaries into a movie, but they seemed to lose interest when I told them the title: "No News is Good News."

Dear diary, Tomorrow's "Fusco Brothers" script calls for me to have a conversation with a goldfish. I have decided to ask my agent to get me an audition for a part in "Rex Morgan, M.D."