Cinema Devotee Gifts

"And now the award for..."

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'Plot complication dead ahead!'

Just shut the hell up and say action!

"Baldo, it's an unspoken rule! Guys don't sit next to each other at the movies!"

"Next time we stay at the movies all day, let's try changing seats every few hours."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Bloody hell!"

'There's nothing on.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"The Eggsorcist"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Steve McQueen

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Canadian film production

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Moby Dick

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."