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"And now the award for..."

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

'Plot complication dead ahead!'

Just shut the hell up and say action!

"Baldo, it's an unspoken rule! Guys don't sit next to each other at the movies!"

"Next time we stay at the movies all day, let's try changing seats every few hours."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Bloody hell!"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'There's nothing on.'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"The Eggsorcist"

Steve McQueen

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Canadian film production

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Moby Dick

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Have you been waiting long?'