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"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'There's nothing on.'

"Bloody hell!"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Steve McQueen

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Canadian film production

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.