Cinema Devotees Gifts

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Bloody hell!"

'There's nothing on.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Steve McQueen

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Canadian film production

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Moby Dick

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Have you been waiting long?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"