Cinematic Devotee Gifts

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Modern Major General

'There's nothing on.'

"The Eggsorcist"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Star Wars Audience

Tom Hanks

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Binge Watch

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Shakespeare Street

Hooray for Bollywood!

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Starvation Watching

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Cinéma Vérité

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'