Film Noir Devotee Gifts

"Gee—it's just like in the movies!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

hard-boiled egg...

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Robert Mitchum

Gangster's To-Do List

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Peter Lorre caricature

Diary of a DNA Cop

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

Phantom of Casablanca

Michael Moore

Al Pacino

Uneasy Rider

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

Noir kitty.

"See you there at seven. And the dress code is business noir."

Just shut the hell up and say action!

"It's a dame!"

"I'll take it."

"I have a few questions, Miss Haspel, about your fitness to serve as the director of the C.I.A."

"And now the award for..."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).