Film Noir Fan Gifts

'I really think I could have loved you... if only you could talk like a normal person.'

"Friends don't let friends turn state's evidence."

'Mafia Online.'

'Here's your chance to shine at tomb stoning!'

Lauren Baacall

Detectabull

"That's not really Joey, it's a hologram. He needs a good alibi for tonight."

Mobster Typo

'Here's looking at Euclid.'

"You know I can totally hear your internal monologue, right?"

Uneasy Rider

'Just doing our job, officer - waterproof watch testing.'

Lights! Camera! Action!

'Hey, you in the upstairs apartment! How about using a silencer on that gun next time?'

"Would you mind sitting over here, so I can keep my public eye on you!"

Humphrey Bogart

"You're really crazy about that girl, aren't you, kid?"

"I have a few questions, Miss Haspel, about your fitness to serve as the director of the C.I.A."

Panic in Needle Park Meets Quentin Tarantino

"Try not to roll in any dead gangsters today."

"The usual, Al. Just sharpen the nose and hone the chin."

"What ever happened to cement shoes and the Hudson River, slowpoke?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

hard-boiled egg...

"We need rain."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

Gangster's To-Do List

Robert Mitchum

Al Pacino

Diary of a DNA Cop

Phantom of Casablanca