Cinematic Devotee Pillows

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'There's nothing on.'

Modern Major General

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Bloody hell!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The Eggsorcist"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Star Wars Audience

Binge Watch

Tom Hanks

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Shakespeare Street

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Cinemuck

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Cinéma Vérité

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'