Cartoon Devotee Pillows

"I'm afraid Mr. Bickles has some bad news."

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Transplant delivery

"Mice?"

"I thought you said you had a lowrider!"

"And that's my guardian angel!"

'You spelt dog wrong.'

'It's Super Sheep who's able to leap electric fences in a single bound.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Wordplay: Amphibious

'Just a common cold! Finally, the second opinion we've been searching for!'

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'I told you it would be useful.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Seagiraffes

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cariactures

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Giraffe Umbrella

Lactose Intolerant