Cartoon Devotee Gifts

"I'm afraid Mr. Bickles has some bad news."

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Transplant delivery

"Mice?"

"I thought you said you had a lowrider!"

"And that's my guardian angel!"

'You spelt dog wrong.'

'It's Super Sheep who's able to leap electric fences in a single bound.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Wordplay: Amphibious

'Just a common cold! Finally, the second opinion we've been searching for!'

Farewell, Generalissimo El Busho

British savings accounts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Torturing the English Language

Seagiraffes

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cariactures

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.